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    You are old!

    The other day, one of my students (an 8th grade girl) was like, "Are you married??" and I said, "no" of course. She said, "why not???" and I replied, "Ummm because I'm ONLY 23...." I think it kinda embarrassed her because they class kinda giggled when I said that. And then I had to restrain myself from lecturing a class of 8th graders about how contrary to popular belief around here, you don't have to be married with childern by age 20. Seriously. Had to bite my tongue.

    They all think I'm *really* old. Everytime they ask and find out how old I am they say something to the effect of "Wow, you don't look....um....that far up in age. You don't look any older than 19..." WHAT?! Even an 18 year old said that one day.

    I'm just gonna start responding with, "Dude, 23 is much cooler than 16. Believe me."
    Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.
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    Re: You are old!

    Best be careful, you make them realize its not old, and you might have one of them trying to put the moves on you [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

    Its best if they think you're ancient, old, nearly ready to retire

    What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.

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    Re: You are old!

    youre lucky your not tall, they asked me to touch the [censored] ceiling every 2 mins lol.

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    Re: You are old!

    I think quite a few of the boys have crushes.

    One kid told me he knew where I lived and I said, "Wow! That's a bit stalkerish don't ya think?"
    Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.
    George Orwell

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    Re: You are old!

    Wow you reckon he'll share that information

    I mean mmmmmm shame on him :P

    (Sorry just trying to cheer myself up at your expense)
    What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.

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    Re: You are old!

    hahaha. That's hilarious.
    Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.
    George Orwell

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    Re: You are old!

    after my spring semester one year I substituted a little, my first day of class I subed for an art teacher after lunch my class was 8th graders. All the little girls were asking me for hugs, one even asked if she could have my phone number, it was hilarious.

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    Re: You are old!

    He probably would! Considering I live really close to the school though, I'd say it's common knowledge. haha.
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    Re: You are old!

    You'll have your website soon enough
    What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.

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    Re: You are old!

    My substitution funny would have to be at GC Middle school one year. I had class come in, and after calling roll, and I heard two girls giggling, and caught just a bit of the conversation.

    I stood up and said to one of the girls if they knew who I was. Of course she said no. I said you know your grandfather, he is my uncle! Talk about embarassing someone. The class just laughed cause they knew what she had said.
    "Call me crazy, but I want to buy the Dallas Cowboys end zone and have the star right at the foot of my bed. That way when I score, I can spike the ball right on the star!" -Woody Paige, Around the Horn 10.9.08

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